Wumpus Torture Simulator
Wumpus Torture Simulator is a free, unofficial fan-made browser game: a 3D ragdoll sandbox in the style of Kick the Buddy. A wobbly, big-eared Wumpus stands in a padded room and you decide how his day goes. Grab him, throw him at the wall, or work through a toolbar of 25 tools. The game runs right on this page, on desktop and on phones, with nothing to download or install and no account to create.
- 25
- tools
- 8
- free from the start
- 5
- tool categories
- 0
- downloads or sign-ups
How to play Wumpus Torture Simulator
1.Pick a tool from the bar at the bottom of the game. The five tabs switch between Hands, Blunt, Sharp, Boom and Nasty.
2.Click or tap Wumpus to use the tool. With Grab & Throw, drag him and let go to fling him across the room.
3.Every hit pays coins. Tap a locked tool to buy it once you can afford it; the price tag turns green when you can.
4.Press Reset to rebuild Wumpus in one piece. Your coins and unlocked tools are kept.
Controls
- Mouse
- Click to use the selected tool. Click and drag to grab and throw.
- Touch
- Tap to use the tool. Press and drag to grab and throw. The toolbar scrolls sideways on small screens.
- Keyboard
- Keys 1 to 9 pick a tool from the open tab. R resets Wumpus.
- Top bar
- Gore swaps blood for stars and sweat drops. Sound mutes the game. Both settings are remembered.
All 25 Wumpus Torture Simulator tools
Eight tools are free from the start: the six Hands tools, the Mallet and the Knife. The other 17 unlock with coins you earn by playing, and buying all of them costs 3,610 coins in total.
Hands
6 tools
All free
Blunt
7 tools
1020 coins to unlock all
Sharp
5 tools
930 coins to unlock all
Boom
4 tools
1100 coins to unlock all
Nasty
3 tools
560 coins to unlock all
| Tool | Category | Unlock cost | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Grab & Throw | Hands | Free | |
| Slap | Hands | Free | |
| Poke | Hands | Free | |
| Tickle Feather | Hands | Free | |
| Ear Pull | Hands | Free | |
| Pluck Leaf | Hands | Free | |
| Mallet | Blunt | Free | |
| Rubber Chicken | Blunt | 40 coins | |
| Frying Pan | Blunt | 60 coins | |
| Bowling Ball | Blunt | 120 coins | |
| Boxing Glove | Blunt | 200 coins | |
| Anvil | Blunt | 250 coins | |
| Piano | Blunt | 350 coins | |
| Knife | Sharp | Free | |
| Throwing Knives | Sharp | 90 coins | |
| Cutter | Sharp | 180 coins | |
| Cleaver | Sharp | 260 coins | |
| Chainsaw | Sharp | 400 coins | |
| Bomb | Boom | 100 coins | |
| Grenade | Boom | 200 coins | |
| Landmine | Boom | 300 coins | |
| Dynamite | Boom | 500 coins | |
| Acid | Nasty | 120 coins | |
| Squeeze | Nasty | 180 coins | |
| Saw | Nasty | 260 coins | |
How coins work in Wumpus Torture Simulator
Wumpus Torture Simulator pays coins for every hit, and harder hits pay more. The type of damage matters as well, so some tools earn faster than others:
- Explosions2×
Explosions pay double. The 100-coin Bomb is the cheapest Boom tool and pays for itself quickly.
- Burns1.6×
Burns pay 1.6 times the normal rate, which makes Acid a strong early buy at 120 coins.
- Cuts and stabs1.4×
Cuts and stabs pay 1.4 times the normal rate. The Knife is free, so it is a good first earner.
- Blunt hits1×
Blunt hits pay the normal rate. Throwing Wumpus hard at a wall with Grab & Throw counts too.
- Tickling0.6×
Tickling pays the least, at 0.6 times the normal rate.
Coins cannot be bought with real money. Your balance and unlocked tools are saved in your browser, so they are still there when you come back on the same device.
About Wumpus Torture Simulator
Wumpus Torture Simulator is an open-source project by winchxyz, built with Three.js for the 3D graphics and Rapier for the physics, and released under the MIT License. Wumpus is a full ragdoll: every limb reacts to where and how hard he is hit, and each tool has its own wind-up, sound and effect. This site hosts a copy of the game so you can play it in one click, and it is not an official Discord product. See the disclaimer for details.
Read the disclaimerWumpus Torture Simulator FAQ
Is Wumpus Torture Simulator free?
Yes. Wumpus Torture Simulator is free to play in your browser. Coins are earned by playing and cannot be bought.
Do I need to download Wumpus Torture Simulator or sign up?
No. The game loads on this page and starts as soon as it is ready. There is no account and no install.
Can I play Wumpus Torture Simulator on my phone?
Yes. The game works with touch on phones and tablets as well as with a mouse on desktop.
How do I unlock all the tools?
Earn coins by hitting Wumpus, then tap a locked tool to buy it. There are 17 locked tools costing 3,610 coins in total, from the 40-coin Rubber Chicken to the 500-coin Dynamite. Explosions pay the most coins per hit.
What are the keyboard shortcuts?
Keys 1 to 9 select a tool from the tab that is open, and R resets Wumpus. Everything else is done with the mouse or by touch.
Can I turn the gore off?
Yes. Use the Gore switch in the top bar of the game. The violence is cartoon slapstick either way.
Is my progress saved?
Your coins and unlocked tools are saved in your browser, so they are still there when you come back on the same device.
How do I start over from zero?
The Reset button only rebuilds Wumpus. To wipe your coins and unlocked tools, clear this site's data in your browser settings.
Is this an official Discord game?
No. This is an unofficial fan-made parody. It is not made by, affiliated with, endorsed by or sponsored by Discord Inc. Wumpus and Discord are trademarks of Discord Inc.
Who made Wumpus Torture Simulator?
The game is an open-source project by winchxyz, released under the MIT License. This site hosts a copy of it so you can play in your browser, with small changes of our own.
Is it suitable for children?
The game is slapstick cartoon violence against a fictional ragdoll, with optional cartoon gore that you can switch off. It is not aimed at young children, and it does not depict or encourage harm to real people or animals.
Disclaimer
Please read this before you play.
- Unofficial fan project
- This site and game are not made by, affiliated with, endorsed by or sponsored by Discord Inc. It is not an official Discord product or service.
- Trademarks belong to their owners
- Wumpus, Discord and related names, characters and logos are trademarks of Discord Inc. They are mentioned here only to describe this fan-made parody. No ownership is claimed.
- Cartoon fiction only
- Everything in the game is slapstick comedy with a fictional ragdoll. It does not depict, promote or encourage violence or cruelty toward any real person or animal. The gore effect can be turned off in the game.
- Open-source credit
- The game is based on the open-source project by winchxyz, used under the MIT License. This site is not operated by the original author.
- No warranty
- The game is provided free of charge and as is, without warranties of any kind. You play at your own risk.
- Rights holders
- If you own rights in anything shown here and want it changed or removed, contact us and we will act on it promptly. hello@wumpustorturesimulator.online